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messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.
Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.
by Offrey J June 11, 2006
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martyrs chicks

Gay girls who stuff everyday and try to be cool.they watch t.v all day and dont go out.they sit in everyday or in their backyard.they have no life
martyrs chicks dont go out and prankcall all day.
by Alex and Jon December 20, 2008
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christian martyr

1. A person who believes in Jesus Christ and refuses to give up their beliefes and dies for them.
2. A person who dies as a missionary or other sevice to Jesus.
St. Stephen was stoned to death
Felix Mantz was drowned
Many people was burned at the stake
But most importantly, Jesus Christ died on the cross for everyone's sins, yours, mine, and everyone elses. you can red his story in the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John. Jesus is the ultimate christian martyr, and the reason everyone else chooses to become one.
by blueflower999 November 1, 2010
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Martyr

Most of these definitions are wrong or half right, there are two types of Martyrs:

1.) One who puts themselves in harms way so that someone else doesn't have to. One who would die fighting for a cause.

2.) An attention whore who puts themselves in harms way and/or complains about it expecting others to feel thankful or sorry for them. For Glory.
1.) Although Rambo is a fictional character, he is the ultimate example of a Martyr.

2.) SPARTANS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!
(HOOA HOOA HOOA HOOA HOOA!!!)
Although the Spartans wanted glory, they did what they did anyway glory or no glory, they aren't really attention whores.
by doodogger October 30, 2011
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Martyna

A polish crackhead, likes catos and dogs and does ket on the weekend. The only way to kill them is anti-martyna spray
Martyna eats catos
by Catos and dogos October 8, 2019
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Maartechen Syndrome

A rare medical condition that causes the patient to not have a reflection in mirrors. There is currently no explanation for this condition. It affects less than 0.01% of the population.
(regarding a goth) "She's such a loser. I bet she wishes she had Maartechen Syndrome."
by 2CleverUsername November 2, 2007
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Maarten

He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!

If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
by Maarten(duh...) October 8, 2019
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