Maarten(duh...)'s definitions
He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!
If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
by Maarten(duh...) October 8, 2019
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