Mum boy 

When you try to cuss but you can't and you flop all the time.

Normal person - look at your clapped hair line though

You - shut up you mum boy

Mum boy by Princess_tear_drop July 12, 2017

Mum of 8 chav 

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.

~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?

Mum of 8 chav by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018

mum died 

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

mum died by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

mum zone 

when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone

i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys

it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me

aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)

did he just get put in the mum zone

mum zone by badd1€ March 16, 2021

MUM MUCKET 

means woman or female

hey you ya dirty MUM MUCKET Ill BOX THE FACE OFF YA

ah lads that MUM MUCKET was some feek

MUM MUCKET by Stifler November 22, 2021

Mum bore 

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

Mum bore by Kayinsane April 27, 2022

mum’s best 

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.

mum’s best by Bun Police August 25, 2022