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long john

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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the long dark

The Long Dark is a survival game where a geomagnetic disaster happened on a global scale (It means no electricity except during an aurora borealis). You are stranded in the northern canadian wilderness during winter and need to survive under harsh conditions including random blizzards, overly aggressive predators (unless playing on pilgrim mode, and little food and water.
There are many ways to die in The Long Dark.
by BayRanger May 31, 2016
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longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.
I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.
by don96 May 27, 2016
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Long G

Someone who wasn’t an OG but has been there so long he is now an honorary member of the OG’s.
Jared Augeri is the Long G of Destiny
by The Destiny Jesus June 7, 2018
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Long weight

A type of weight in the theatre industry used to play a prank on newbies
Hey terry can you ask Jeff for a long weight.
Jeff: yeah just wait there
(Terry is still there 30 minutes later)
by Man321775 June 20, 2018
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Long Hair

That long, sexy, flowing mane on a girl's (or guy's) head. If your hair is neck length, it cannot truly be calassified as long hair. Long hair is usually shoulder blade length or longer.
Long hair improves every orgasm.
by LongHairedFan June 3, 2012
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Mark Long

interj. - synonymous with the interjection "Niiice!" when pronounced according to the spelling noice and rhyming with "choice".

USAGE NOTES: Appearing first as an unselected potential replacement roommate for recently evicted housemate David "Puck" Rainey on MTV's Real World: San Francisco, Mark Long is most famous for his appearance on the inaugural season of The Real World's sister reality production, Road Rules. Combining boyish good looks, a sturdy frame, and several inches of spiked blond hair, Long proved to be a thrilling temptation for fellow castmate Kit Hoover. His ebullient masculinity and brotastic personality represented the first* installment of an archetype of Real World reality cast members that has continued throughout the series from Mike Johnson (London) and Mike Lambert (Miami) through to the more recent Mike Manning (DC)^ and Johnny Devenanzio (Key West). It is his optimal mix of douchebaggery and naive jocularity that drives the metalepsis referencing this (mis)pronunciation of the interjection "Nice!" via the stock character who would use such a phrase ad nauseam and subsequently to Mark Long as this character's prototype.

* While some regard Los Angeles cast member Aaron Behle as the first example of this stock character, Behle's campus life and surfing character development belied his role as a foil to LA County's oasis of liberal politics in the desert of southern California's staunchly conservative hinterlands.

^ Variation on a theme.
- Dude, I just found two brewskies behind the pizza box in the fridge!!!
- Aw, yeah! Mark Long!
by Sparky777 August 4, 2011
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