Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.

A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic

by billkamp May 21, 2011

chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

by CrazyKiller76 June 6, 2016

Lagging

An excuse scrubs use when they die in PUBG or any other game because they suck

I was lagging, that's why I missed him by a fucking mile

by BigJP21 January 20, 2018

Leggings

Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and are worn by females. They often create boners by Onlookers.

Many boys would often sneak a pic of Kaitlyn’s booty Whenever she wore leggings to school.

by FrostedFreezer March 11, 2018

Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011

Gacha Logic

The logic to gacha and the logic to life

This is fucking gacha logic yall

by supercalifragilisticexpialidon September 16, 2020

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014