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lobeless

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.
Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.
by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008
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LOBL

Acronym for Lots of beers later.
K - "Dude you and her hooking up is only a story lobl can explain."
by Suicidalhate June 1, 2010
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Locals

A better way to say "normies". Locals are the type of people who don't have a unique personality. They aren't really unique but for some reason, they try to be which doesn't end well. A sure way to make a baby grow into a local is by raising them into a small town and making them part of many communities as they grow and grow older. They are like bandwagons, but they don't copy everyone else. Sometimes you'll wonder if they are actually siblings with other locals or in fact twins. Or hell even clones.
God, Lincoln has so many locals, I wish someone was different for once. Wait, did you see that girl? She doesn't look from around here........maybe she can get me away from these overdramatic locals!!!
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Lobax

"Low Bags" or saggy tittstons. Or the state of being truely fresh.
Danm That biddy's got some lobax.

These shoes? shits lobax son.
by Bwerbs March 7, 2008
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localite

A reality TV star made famous for living in a specific location, such as the ladies of The Hills or the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
That Danielle is just a localite, if she lived anywhere else but Jersey she'd be a nobody.
by sue_she May 30, 2010
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Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.
Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face
by Pomack September 10, 2011
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Local Ass Nigga

Has been with loads of women within the same area/town; usually unemployed and has an education level no higher than high school.
"Girl, my cousin, her two best friends, and their sisters have all "dated" him!" "Really? He's a local ass nigga.."
by Approval June 24, 2016
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