lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

by whiskeyish February 22, 2010

lazy nipple

Often the result of a bad boob job, a lazy nipple is one boob/nipple that points off in an odd direction.

That girl needs a refund from her plastic surgeon, she's got a serous lazy nipple.

by robertgregory April 29, 2009

lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through

"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"

by Danon1 March 28, 2010

Lazy Kevin

The act of falling asleep whilst dick deep in pussy.

Samantha was ecstatic to be fucking Roberto for the first time, until she realized he had been pulling a Lazy Kevin for the last 15 minutes.

by buckEboi April 22, 2010

Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.

Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday

by lilDouchey October 29, 2012

Lazy investment

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.

Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude

by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020

Lazy Beam

similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. A Lazy Beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. This menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker's hand meets their prey's face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.

Maria got Tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm Lazy Beam on his face.

by K C August 19, 2007