A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.
That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.
by jamesmay21 February 13, 2011
When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.
Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”
by 100yearstoolatebeech December 03, 2018
This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.
by I hate T Series November 19, 2018
1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush
2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019
Zoe Lasagna is my queen
by xyobbygirlx October 09, 2020
*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!
*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!
*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018
1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.
2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.
History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.
2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.
History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.
by medicneballer May 21, 2017