Two Laptops

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

by olive2000 August 26, 2025

Laptop

Something you do you to random homework on

Im using my laptop to do crappy homework

by My_Life_Is_A_Lie December 20, 2023

Laptop effect

Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.

guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"

by lait_au_chocolat January 27, 2010

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

laptopers

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.

- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!

by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013

Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019

Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop

Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.

Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!

Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .

by Dizzardary October 27, 2022