laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 16, 2019

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 5, 2020

laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 7, 2020

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017