greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
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sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.
"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."
by SpawnOfPhlick May 01, 2016
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Koala Man

A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.
Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.
by The Koala Man September 11, 2018
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City Koala

CK, formally known as City Koala is an Minecraft multiplayer modern city world. It includes 3 major cities, City Koala, Tabby and Toyga. The world contains lots of places, Polantic being one of them. It also has a lot of random structures, example the Billboard saying Josh sucks, the mutant crane and the Cliff house with its laboratories.
I played City Koala once.
by Igorant April 15, 2022
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Koala-bearing

When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.
Koala-bearing

Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!

Girl 2: go for it, girl!!
by Koalabearluver October 06, 2017
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koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.
We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.
by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016
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gutted koala

A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.
"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"
by Swine69 January 14, 2014
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