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speed knots

punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.
I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers.
by old ess July 24, 2004
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dog knot

In engineering, an enlarged section of a rod or pipe to retain it in a hole.
In biology. The inflation of the carpus cavernosum of a dogs penis during intercourse.
"Throw a dog knot around that shaft so it don't come loose."
by Julie Groman April 26, 2003
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knot

The KNOT is a Slang term used to describe the Swollen area of a Canines penis. This swollen area is call the "Bulbus Glandis". Its is located towards the base of the penis. During the act of mating, when the male dog enters the vagina of the female dog, this area swells up. Once swollen, the dogs will be "TIED" together for upto 25min while the male is ejaculating. This increases the changes of conception by sealing the semen in the uterus. Since the Females Vagina points downward, the semen would simply drain out due to gravity.
This you see the size of the Knot on that dog?
by Huskeyk9 July 29, 2008
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flaming knothole

This is the aftermath of consuming to many hot wings or other said hot foods.It is the day after snydrome of taking a dump and it feels like your asshole is on fire.The term can also be used to describe some fagot.
Wow those hot wings I ate last nite just gave me a flaming knothole.
by car tv February 26, 2010
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Dummy Knot

1. A roll of money with a large bill on the top and a lot of small bills underneath.

2. Fifty or a Hundred dollar bill on top of a bunch of one dollar bills, used to deceive others into thinking its more then what it is.
1. When Richard Rovair saw a group of beautiful women approaching he told his friend to put away his Dummy Knot money because he didn't want to make a bad impression.

2. My friend Blimp pulled a dummy-knot out of his pocket threw it to his supplier and left before his supplier knew he'd been shorted.
by Richard Rovair November 29, 2013
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krotty

The slurring of the word karate, often used as an insult.

Also used by many practitioners of full-contact karate schools to denote those who claim to be karate, yet train ineffectually while claimed d34dly-techniques.

Ironically it is people who do krotty who often are the loudest defenders of their schools and krotty systems, karate practitioners let the KO's speak for them.
Bill: Dude! I got a black belt in KARATE

Bob: No.... you have a black belt in krotty, lemme show you karate.

(Bob proceeds to kick Bill's ass)
by World War Cheese November 4, 2006
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knot-send

Good luck received from the result of tying one's penis into a knot.
Dang, I thought we were going to get a tough draw in the next round, but facing Unholy Temple in this tournament was a knot-send.
by SmileyPryce June 17, 2013
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