schlob on a knob

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

by Kal January 3, 2004

Knob End

A complete cock (usually male).

What a knob end Bush is...

by Jamie September 12, 2002

Rusty Knob

The act of rubbing ones sweaty ass crack on their roomies bedroom door knob. Smell it if you dare!

"My roomie drank all my milk so I gave her the old Rusty Knob."

by Nuccuh December 1, 2011

knob tartare

1. cum (literally: sauce of the dick)

1. knob tartare: spit or swallow?

by tartarey October 12, 2009

knob wong

an offensive word used for people who have no common sense

"fair play mate, you are an absolute knob wong"

by Tom TRE January 1, 2009

Knob off

British Slang term meaning fuck off, piss off, wank off, toss off, or go away.

The term originated in Manchester, England and is very popular there. Most people use this term at least once per day.

C: Hey, do you fancy a chat?
K: No. Go knob off, you bellend.

by Big Boy P January 26, 2015

lobster knob

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.

Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.

by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018