Kellam

When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.

"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"

by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011

kelley deal

coolest girl ever, after her twin sister, kim deal. had her own band, the kelley deal 6000 in 1997. they rocked.

kelley deal is often over looked in favor of kim, but that doesn't mean she's not as talented.

by brittles August 28, 2004

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Keilbasa

The Polish sausage. Made in Poland.

The word is keilbasa.

(17:46:26) <+CharleslovesJoJo> wow guys...this is what happens where there i to much sausage in one channel.
(17:46:34) <@Missal> Kielbasa

(17:47:00) <@Missal> Yay for Polish
(17:47:08) * @Missal touches Brzostek's kilbasa
(17:47:09) <%Brzostek> Yep.
(17:47:15) <%Brzostek> Whoa now.

by Adamn May 18, 2007

Kelli

Kelli. a girl who is super cute and nice. she has super long and wavy/ curly brown hair . she has pretty blue eyes ,and id always smiling. but when she is not . that mean something is seriously wrong. she is a bit kinky , although she is sweet and nice on the outside. when you get her alone , prepared to have you tied up and boned. she will rock your world. kelli is crazy in a good way. she is usually very curvy, not fat but not thin. she is thick. although a bit chubby , but its all good. she dresses up alot . and has very big eyelashes. she is smokin hot.

Dude you know kelli!
yeah the sweet one
man she totally tore me up last night
awesomee!!!

by Bongadong October 15, 2011

Kellan

Kellan

The love of my life, Kellan. and i care about them so much they deserve the world

by Loney_Dan December 2, 2018

Joe Keller

The art of taking an alcoholic drink, usually a beer, and passing it from person to person till the drink is finished. Derived from the Wisconsinite named Joe Keller who was taking a lunch break from working in the hay fields with a couple of friends and realized they're was more friends than beers in the cooler. In a brilliant motion, Joe Keller took each beer one-by-one and passed it around his circle of friends so that each person had the same amount of beer. So next time your drinking, find a friend, and Joe Keller that drink with them, because sharing is caring, especially when getting fucked up.

Dude come over here right now and Joe Keller this beer with me!!

by griepaliep December 19, 2010