kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 12, 2018

Cj Kaiser

A CUNT

CJ KAISER IS A CUNT

by DJ Nikki tots December 9, 2018

Philip krauser

a tall dude who’s cute but in a republican kinda way. go white boy go

see that republican dude

yeah

that’s philip krauser

by Simp for caydon May 9, 2021

Mad Kaiser

Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord”

Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.

by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

joel käsermann

The love of my life and my favourite bean

„Joel Käsermann is the love of my life“

by beanbagchairrr February 4, 2022