junk hug

Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.

"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"

"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"

by Bucksh0t March 10, 2013

Junk Punt

The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.

After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.

by Zeezo October 8, 2004

Junk Juice

Dripping ball sweat.

This workout left me soaked with junk juice

I can feel the junk juice dripping off my scrotum.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

press junk-it

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

Junk Bond

When your nuts stick to the side of your leg.

Shorty was feelin' homeboy till she saw him pick a junk bond.

by Spud31 June 22, 2011

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003

junk in the trunk

Adj. Describes a woman with a fair to good amount of ass. Generally caries a positive connotation.

I can't stand those anorexic girls, I need a girl with some junk in the trunk!

by MighMoS December 25, 2004