Jumet

An amazingly handsome person who is never without a girlfriend.

Wow I wish I was a jumet, then I would get girls.

by BAJJ January 13, 2011

jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.

"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."

by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013

Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.

Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.

by JenK May 22, 2014

Juxed

To be a no-show at a planned event

Anthony was definitely coming but then Juxed last minute

by loxmyth June 14, 2016

jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

juled

A super cute person with a big heart, although he wont show that side of him. he's a softy

Juled is sooo Fetch -Mean Girls-

by tring tring June 10, 2017

Jumped the fun

WHen you jump the gun but no violence is involved and instead it’s used to describe when someone jumps ahead on the fun someone was having.

1: Heyy! You jumped the fun again!
2: heyy! I’m sorry ☹️

by anonymous August 8, 2018