jizzmouth

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.

paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work

by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

Jizzuntighted

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009

jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

Jizzmonger

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

by Joe Hood September 23, 2007

Jizumoist

My winning Scrabble word...

Why Sean, your Jiz is so moist, I love yo jizumoist

Get that Jiz all up on my moist face baby, I need your jizumoist uh fuwk ya

by Scrabble Queen October 1, 2009

jizzamapoo

When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.

Guy: Hey baby that was some mad ass sex we just had.
Girl: Yeah it was, but now im going to have jizzamapoo

by lonestar May 27, 2004

jizzumist

jizzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens jizz to the means of becoming a jizzoligist

rod- where is colin tonight???
matt- he is away studying man-goo
rod- christ on a bike i had no idea he is a jizzumist

by mattgc November 20, 2006