The Jefferson

The act of fucking someone in the ass, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.

"Hey I saw you and Melinda leave the party together last night. So how'd it go?"

"Dude I told you librarians were sluts, she let me give her the Jefferson!"

"Kudos."

by Courtney R. Klein March 21, 2007

Jenner

A very funny guy that loves to mess with people, sometimes too much. Can be very awkward an lame, but in a good way. Very talented when it comes to playing and instrument. A guy you can always trust with anything. An overall awesome guy and great kisser.

'If I was Jenner, I would be sooo bad ass.'

by taylor is cooooool February 8, 2010

Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce Jenners alter ego. I honestly don't give a shit if he wants to be a woman or not. There's nothing wrong with you identifying as a different gender, but flaunting it around and making some huge fuss over it is childish bullshit. The fact that this whole scenario is even newsworthy proves that the media is on par with cancer and genocide in terms of being the most unlikable things on earth.

"Breaking news! Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman"
-click-
"Hot off the press! Caitlyn Jenner has now sai-"
-click-
"This just in! Caitlyn Jenner-"
*throws TV out window"

by AcneAndAnthrax June 8, 2015

Jefter

NOUN: A vastly unattractive person (arrogant)
ADJECTIVE: boring, failure, disappointing (eg a party)
VERB: Jeftering - to irritate someone for a long time.

"Stop Jeftering me!"
"You're such a Jefter"
"That party was a Jefter"

by Turtleface May 1, 2014

jeneration jeans

the transition from the jeans of today-baggy jeans that sag past ur knees
to the jeans of tommorow-tighter than emo jeans that go up to ur nipples

The future...

Grandaughter:arent these jeans cute? they go past my boobs!

Grandma:ew gross! wat the fuck is that! when i was a little we wore our jeans at our knees! what has happened to the world! These jeneration jeans! People are not as they used to be!

by missey May 4, 2008

jim jefferies

A fucking hilarious comedian from Australia. He's like the Rosa Parks but for the word Cunt, and like rosa parks he wants to get shot by rednecks. He's got a fucking banging hot girlfriend Kate Luyben, a young son, four comedy specials (2 w/ netflix), and a show called legit, as well as a death wish by being an Aussie very much involved in American Politics.

Joke 1
Jim Jefferies: Well in America people get my accent confused with the brits, but sometimes with SouthAfrican. I got to say the Australian accent and the South African accent aren't that different if I'm honest. The difference is... Close your eyes and picture me: punching a black person.

Audience:*laughs/gasps

Jim: What I'm trying to say South Africans are horrible people.

by lard789 March 27, 2017