Jerksicle

When jerking off in the cold causing the sperm to freeze and create icesicles on the head of a penis.

I bet my jerksicle is longer than yours!

by Sanity Sam January 16, 2011

Jeees boo, jeees

"Jeees boo, Jeees" (j-eheheh-s b-oo, j-eheheh-s) is said when a white girl/ wannabe white girl strongly agrees with something.

"Did you like Catching Fire?"
"Jeees boo, jeees."

by sdbg'a December 12, 2013

Jekkster

A scumbag youtuber lesbian look queer who thinks that he is good at Rainbow Six Siege

Oh look, Jekkster just died to a copper player

by Bioptic May 16, 2018

dribbling jeestas

The second phase of a bad case of the stomach flu. Phase one, the hershey squirts have calmed down to occasional bouts of the runs. Phase three, the flaming heebee jeebies has yet to begin.

Bill: Hey John, you look like shit.

John: Yea, I've got the shits real bad. Must be a stomach flu. I'm past the hershey squirts and into the dribbling jeestas.

Bill: Oh man, Ifeel for you. You know the flaming heebie jeebies are next.

by Hardoneus Maximus November 13, 2011

Jeesica

The Yiddish version of "Jessica"

Oy Vey, Jeesica

by arthur43 June 2, 2011

jenks

The devouring of a large quantity of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.

"Man, I j totally jenks'd the shit out of like 7 slices of pizza last night"

"I caught John jenksing last night. I think he ate 5 deluxe doubles."

by havemrc May 20, 2013

Jenks

a pseudonym for

1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.

2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.

The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)

"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"

"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."

by Bigsir 44 April 11, 2010