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Jangler

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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Janes

Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent.
" dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"

" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street "
by Super006 September 11, 2012
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jagsgate

A gate of silver, often gold tipped, behind which to park a Jaguar.
Open the Jags'Gate.
by Gwenyth January 26, 2004
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I've been jingle jangled

I've been jingle jangled replaces the words 'royally fucked' and bamboozled.
by RandomLady2002 December 14, 2016
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jangsta

keepin it gangsta with out being gay. fo grizzle and with the hip hop rap shit
man i dont wanna be a faggot gangsta im jangsta
by cunny face May 29, 2003
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Jange

(Jang-ee) A sexual feeling for a super fine stud.
"Oh my god, I'm soooo(e) jange right now!"
by Cassidy Trevors January 6, 2010
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jangle leg

Girl that jangle leg rooted my pussy so fine, I couldn't walk for a week.
by Cap'n Swag November 24, 2017
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