Tuber Von Itchenfleas

Arch rival of Snooker Von Arwenhoser. Catpain pirate feline sailing The Seven Rooms, aboard the S.S. BlueChair.

Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005

Man-Inches

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size

Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher

by wolfman666 December 24, 2010

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 13, 2004

Eighteen Incher

A penis that is eighteen inches long.

Her eighteen incher is the envy of all the men.

by Not Nichole~ June 25, 2005

8-incher

A penis that is 8 inches long, or within 1/8 of an inch of that. Usually extremely pleasurable to have inserted into your body. It is almost *orn-sized. These men are the buff-est and can give the most pleasure. Any smaller is tiny and any bigger can hurt the girl

She screamed w/ pleasure when she saw my 8-incher, and afterwards... She kept on asking for more and more.

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008

Inches

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

6 inches

Actually, the average length of an American penis is 6 inches; however, the average length of a Canadian penis is 6 and a half inches.

While reading my biology textbook, I discovered that Americans have a smaller average penis size (6 inches) than Canadians.

*Shrugs* can't deny the facts.

by Rae Kitten February 16, 2006