Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours

Oh no! Benjamin just israeled my child!

by banjana June 11, 2024

2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.

What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him

by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023

Israel

Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.

Also a very beautiful country.

Israel is true home of Jewish people.

Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.

by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023

Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them

Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.

by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023

Israeled

Being immediately helped with an effective and comprehensive emergency response team when faced with a natural disaster

Many countries, such as Turkey, Syria, Sri Lanka, Japan and Haiti are very thankful to the State of Israel after having been quickly Israeled when faced with natural disasters.

by Pete9999 January 23, 2024

Israel

A type of fungus that causes cancer to humanity.

Palestine has got israel stage 3

by Yet he lives! January 7, 2024