An iPhone Hoe is basically an person who thinks iPhones are the best and all other phones are shit.
They are usually very annoying and all of them are some 12 to 14 year olds.
They are usually very annoying and all of them are some 12 to 14 year olds.
by someone who exists in this wor September 17, 2020
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by Beach Boy 50205 March 24, 2021
Get the iphone 12 pro mug.The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
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Those people who say we call it a piece of overrated shit because we can't afford it, are beyond wrong.
Of course we can fucking afford it, it's just 600$, but we don't see the need to buy it.
Those people who say we call it a piece of overrated shit because we can't afford it, are beyond wrong.
Of course we can fucking afford it, it's just 600$, but we don't see the need to buy it.
Brat: OMFG I got teh iphonezzz!
Regular guy: *sigh* you bought that pos too?
Brat: OMG SHUT teh HELL UPPP! appLE makes GREIT PRODukts.
Regular guy: How can you live with yourself? I mean, you bought a phone for 600$, what a waste
Brat: chepskaet!!1
Regular guy:*grabs iPhone and throws it away*
Honestly, kids these days think that any product Apple makes with a lowercase "i" in the beginning of it's name, is super awesome and is a must have. (see iPod)
Regular guy: *sigh* you bought that pos too?
Brat: OMG SHUT teh HELL UPPP! appLE makes GREIT PRODukts.
Regular guy: How can you live with yourself? I mean, you bought a phone for 600$, what a waste
Brat: chepskaet!!1
Regular guy:*grabs iPhone and throws it away*
Honestly, kids these days think that any product Apple makes with a lowercase "i" in the beginning of it's name, is super awesome and is a must have. (see iPod)
by Common sense FTW November 5, 2008
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Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009
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White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S
White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?
White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!
White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?
White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!
by Sitbackandlaugh October 27, 2012
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John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?
Mike: No, I have my iPhone
Mike: No, I have my iPhone
by ramunematt December 29, 2008
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