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Human Sized Sloth

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A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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human shotgun

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A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
by Nuggsman February 14, 2017
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Human shotipede

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When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.
Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.
by Sickjames March 5, 2017
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human sloth

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A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.
Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 28, 2018
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human sloth

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A human who seems to live life in slow motion.
He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 30, 2018
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When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
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