Horning

When one rhino shoves their horn up another rhinos ass

I saw two rhinos horning in a nature documentary

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 8, 2019

Horning

The act of when one rhino shoves their horn up another rhino’s ass

Never watch Nat Geo Wild, I just saw two rhinos horning

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 9, 2019

horfing

inhaling something, like whippits

whoa, you look cool horfing those whippits

by horfer horfington March 22, 2021

Horking

The forced expelling of mucus in the trachea, typically experienced by those who partake in smoking/vaping, and/or raise their voice while gaming.

Christian is currently horking in the bathroom sink.

by bc_2000 April 18, 2021

Horning

Vigorously signaling sexual desire towards someone in a public setting

Did you see that chick totally Horning Nate over there?

by Oingo boingo danny May 18, 2021

housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.

Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021

Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021