hokabulary

1. n. The hokey vocabulary one forms by reading too much Urban Dictionary.

2. n. (also hocabulary) The way an urban female speaks.

Man, I can't understand a word of my kid's hokabulary. I'm cutting off his internet!

by Farmee October 15, 2010

Honkabaloogie

An absolutely nonsensical word for laughing like a duck.

"You gotta stop being funny, you're gonna make me HONKABALOOGIE!"

by CR1KEY October 30, 2020

Hooba Dooba

A term commonly used to describe a manga known as “ Bijutsubu Girl” or Art Club Girl.

*new chapter of Bijutsubu Girl comes out*
Comment: Hooba Dooba

by ProfessionalBozo March 20, 2023

Hookah

A multi-stemmed, often times glass based water pipe originating from India. From India, it was made popular as the form we now see it in today in Turkey. A common taboo many Westerners do on accident is to pack the bowl with anything other than tobacco. This is frowned upon, but generally practiced in drug based societies because of the smoother, cooler smoke said hookah emits.

ps: Drugs are cool.

Come now Habib, we shall light the hookah to pass the time.

Come now Jerry Garcia and/or Jesus, we shall light the hookah to blaze us out of our fucking minds.

by Mega Krieger September 3, 2003

Hooah

Derogatory term for Army Soldiers, because of the fact they respond with hooah for any question given to them.

Sailor 1: Why do we have to wear these stupid reflective belts?
Sailor 2: I's because the Hooahs are fucking retarded and can't look both ways before crossing the street.

Marine: Oh man whats that smell? It smells like fucking Hooah!

by Chilito February 18, 2011

Hookah Player

Some one who gets to know as many people at the hookah bar that he can smoke free all night jumping table to table an essence playing pretty much and if he has to spend money its not much

Dude, look at that Hookah Player jumping from table to table i wish i had that much confidence to be like that

by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008

Hookah Foul

When someone does something that disturbs a Hookah session.

Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*

Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!

Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?

Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.

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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*

Lenny: Hookah foul.

Jack: *Stops* What?

Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.

Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?

Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.

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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*

Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.

Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?

Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.

by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011