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honey love pot 

HONEY LOVE POT is a sweet and suggestive term of endearment for female genitalia.

Not to be confused with love bucket. Sorta like vajayjay but sweeter!

Includes vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia, perineum, pc muscle, skene's glands, bartholin gland, female prostate gland, and the CUGA spots.

Female orgasm explains how the stimulation of the N spots and the CUGA spots gets the 'Honey Love Pot' flowing with her transudate honey!

Female ejaculation explains how the fluid gushes or squirts from the urogenital of the Honey Love Pot.

The Honey Love Pot may be open for a dipper. The dipper a.k.a. penis dips into the Honey Love Pot for some sweet erotic pleasure.
Husband to Wife: “Of all the local honeys, you’ve got the one honey love pot that I want to dip into!”

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: “You make my honey love pot flow with sweetness.”

Sexually-Frustrated Woman to friend: “No action here tonight so I guess I’ll be playing with my honey love pot.”
honey love pot by Love Linguist August 3, 2010

honey banjo 

One of those dental floss pics strung with twine, used to remove the crap from yo grill.
Hey, are we out of those honey banjoes? I've got a major case of spice rack.
honey banjo by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006

honey do list

A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.
Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.
honey do list by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005

Honey Badger 

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
Honey Badger by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012
now honey pie,
my posistion is tragic,
come and show me the magic
of your honey-wood song
honey pie by squirrelgirl September 5, 2005

honey pot 

A sweet tasting source of the nectar of the gods.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Bother, said Pooh, as he realized he no longer had a honey pot to nuzzle his face in.
honey pot by T. J. October 30, 2003