hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015

A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016

YMCA Hobbies

The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.

What a shame after Tina dumped Jeff he's fulled embraced spending all his time on his YMCA Hobbies.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 5, 2019

Millionaire Hobbit

A person who has expensive taste and/or hobbies but does not have money to satisfy it.

That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.

by Violator123 June 14, 2019

Dirty Hobbit

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.

The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.

by OGDH September 9, 2022

that girl hobbies

That girl hobbies are basically hobbies of “that girl” ( see definition of that girl first) some of those hobbies include ..
Running , going to the gym, painting, cleaning , decorating, organizing , swimming, playing golf, crocheting, playing a piano, playing the violin, baking, cooking, and DIY-ing

Omg she’s definitely “that girl”.. I’m sure she has that girl hobbies.

by Thatgorlllllllllllllllll February 15, 2022

that girl hobbies

That girl hobbies are hobbies of “that girl” (See definition for that girl) some of these hobbies include painting, baking, ring together puzzles, crocheting, cooking, running, going to the gym, playing the piano, playing the violin,swimming, playing golf and DIY- ing

Omg she’s totally that girl. I’m sure she has that girl hobbies.

by Thatgorlllllllllllllllll February 15, 2022