Herring

When a younger person finds attraction in a significantly older person

"You lowkey herring it rn with that crush on Wolfe."

by June the Wumbo May 7, 2025

Herring

To find yourself attracted and/or actively seeking a relationship with a person that is older than you.

"You lowkey Herring it with your crush on the gym teacher."

by June the Wumbo May 12, 2025

Herringverse

The "spiderverse" type universe for all the different variations of Alex Herring.

"Hey dude, did you see my new Herringverse OC?"

by Xx_AlfieLiddle_xX December 8, 2025

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.

My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.

by Brain Stew July 24, 2011

William Herington

The whitest motherfucker on the planet.
He likes computer games, and has few enough friends to count on his fingers.
He has two left nuts.

"Yo, William Herington is such a dumbass.

by wackamasta September 19, 2013

Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015