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mike hawk 

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it
Dudes in a gym who sweat profusely all over the equipment without wipping it down afterwards. Other signs are very small/tight clothing, annoying loud grunts, and intense stares at other people working out around them.
Most hawk heads look like "Foghorn Leghorn."
Hawk Head by ChaseUtley January 27, 2008

Hawk Moth 

The main protagonist of Miraculous Ladybug, and the good guy.
Ladybug: looks like Hawk moth has akumatized another person
Hawk Moth by Nogurr April 11, 2022

BOONIE HACKS 

When an animal, usually a dog, runs in front of you while playing a game and unplugs or disconnects your controller.

"GOD DAMNIT, GET YOUR DOG OUT OF THE WAY, HE JUST UNPLUGGED MY CONTROLLER! WTF NO KILLING WHILE DISCONNECTED. BOONIE HACKS!!!!!!

gary hawkins

a gary hawkins is someone who has a very large penis , and is very good at every sport , he never losses and is the definition of bad ass , if you look at them wrong they will fuck your shit up!
Bro look at that kid hes such a gary hawkins!
gary hawkins by Yo M o T h E r November 7, 2011

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. 

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.