Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006

hassmatt

Originally spelled "HazMat" which is short for "Hazardous Materials."

I had to call in a HassMatt team to hose me, hose me, hose me down.

by Wester97 April 2, 2004

Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,

When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.

by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Hassam

When you want to say *Hectic* but also *Kassam*, just use Hassam

Also can be used to express disbelief.

Man1: I met *famous person*

Man2: Hassam?

Guy1: I drank 2 bottles of vodka and I didn’t even get drunk.

Guy2: Hassam...

by Septic Ones May 21, 2019

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.

Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."

Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."

by IHWG September 28, 2008

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomis

you found this by going to Bash.org didn't you. sily bastards.

you = moron

by will May 3, 2004