handle up

Complete your current task

I had to handle up on this report i was writing.

by Robbi Reed September 25, 2005

handlebars

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

by CasKat April 20, 2006

Hadley

Hadley is a term for never ending sexiness. She is a legendary icon with a wide personality and laughs way to easily.She’s stunning and flawless and when people try to push her down it doesn’t work. People are jealous of her fame and popularity. Commonly known as an incredible person that everyone wants to be around. She is sometimes insecure but doesn’t show it. Always confident in her choices and although she seems like a goodie, there’s always a dirty bad side to her that she brings out for humor. She’s different from every other girl and has a bold yet beautiful fashion sense. She’s extraordinarily beautiful and is always smiley. She receives compliments everyday and they’re commonly “gorgeous, stunning, hot, beautiful, flawless, encouraging”. People only understand the potential she has when they really get to know her. She loves it when people ask her questions about her life which seems self centered but I mean doesn’t everybody. She has common sense and is very funny. She uses everything to her power and has confidence in everything. She knows all of the real world problems, every kardashians name, and knows the latest shit. Very sexy sometimes can be referred to as a prostitute, but she takes it as a compliment. People will try to compete with her but everyone knows there isn’t any competition due to Hadley being on a higher level.

Damn is that your girlfriend Hadley?!

by Advancedwriter304 May 13, 2018

head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.

Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

poo handle

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

handlefuck

to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

Handless Man-gina

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

by D-Ville March 14, 2009