old hag

usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.

"you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?"
"shut up you old hag and go fuck your geezer!"

by Doug Streichan September 30, 2007

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

drag hag

A woman who loves the company of drag queens.

Meis is such a drag hag. She goes to this gay bar every weekend with Tequila, Marilyn and Devina. Tequila, Marilyn and Devina dress like women but are actually men.

by Eveline May 18, 2006

fag hag

Any straight woman who, for some reason, happens to spend a lot of time around gay men.

"I go to the gay bar because I don't get hit on there."
"No, you go to the gay bar because you're a fag hag!"

by Qit March 29, 2004

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

money hag

A person who thinks life is predicated on the monetary wealth acquired throughout life.

Life is about more than making money; don't be a money hag!

by MadZuul April 17, 2016

Uber Hag

Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)

That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.

by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 14, 2010