by Martin Chapple October 25, 2008
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Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
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by Jason Q. Dedrickston September 15, 2005
Get the grammar mug.Knox Grammar, located on Sydney's prestigious North Shore, is an exclusive private school for boys. In order for parents to secure a place at the school for the future inheritors of their millions, registrations must be made at birth. Fees for day boys exceed $20 000 per annum whilst boarding fees are around $50 000.
The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.
Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.
Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.
There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.
Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".
Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.
The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.
Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.
Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.
There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.
Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".
Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: My God Charles, I was driving the BMW to school this morning and I saw someone arrive in an Audi.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.
Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.
Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.
by Svedeman March 20, 2007
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by Gemma Rowlands March 2, 2009
Get the Grammar Hammer mug.1. To use grammar and language poorly. Usually associated with many mistakes in text, but almost never with single mistakes. Mistakes are not purposely done most times, the one who makes the mistakes just generally seems to have bad language skills.
Example for grammar rape - I beeaten gmaee vry fstt.
Example for proper grammar of that same sentence - I've beaten that game very fast.
Example for proper grammar of that same sentence - I've beaten that game very fast.
by GeminiDreams July 16, 2008
Get the Grammar Rape mug.A grammar bitch may point out that in the last post, "whose" should have been "who's" because it was most certainly not possessive.
by Lord Grammar Troll December 16, 2011
Get the Grammar Bitch mug.A school that requires you to take a test and get a certain mark in order to attend in the hopes that intelligent people will get in however this system does not work very well since a lot of idiots manage to get in too
Person 1: ooooooh they went to a grammar school they must be really smart
Person 2: nah, they are actually an idiot
Person 2: nah, they are actually an idiot
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