gasploosh

1. The sound of a fat person hitting the cement or water from a high place
2. excited

1.wow that person made a big gahsploosh.
2. holy gahsploosh your pretty!

by sporkydorkysmoochemsgloopems June 10, 2004

gaspode

a singular person that has simular resemblance to the character munch from the tv program 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisp generally quoting the lines,munch magic,and im on the ard stuff me, vim-ptoo

munch magic,hiya im munch,oooo vimp-too,hey look at munch,grrrr im the munchster,hey look at the gaspode he could be munch himself

by magnolia_fan June 29, 2006

gasplaugh

A combination of a gasp and a laugh. Gasping while smiling largely, with a little tinge of 'ha,' but in a more jocular manner than straight gasping- almost higher pitched. Something that occurs in awkward situations.

Dude, did you see that Helen Keller actress eat it when she fell off stage?

Yeah, I totally gasplaughed.

by gasplaughing November 22, 2009

gramputer

a model of a screen or laptop that has the same resolution as the base model but a much larger screen with the target demographic of vision impaired older people.

Check out the size of the screen on Mark's gramputer!

by djmips2 November 26, 2013

Gasphole

1. The yawning crevass between your buttocks that periodically needs to "gasp" for air, a process known by those in the trade as " ass trumpeting" or perhaps more commonly farting.
2. Your anal hole, the apeture that leadeth to the brown superhighway

a. My god Felix my old gasphole's been a bit lively this morning.
b. Wtf bro it stinks like gasphole in here.
c. That Sebastian prefers gasphole to vajajay don' t you know.

by munkeylegend December 3, 2013

gasping gecko

A term used when a person is surprised.

Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!

by asdf_fdsa October 13, 2017

ghasper

dabbing on them feminists. Sith lord. omd gottem

Isabella: thats my own and only
Someone: whom?
Isabella:that ghasper over there, duh

by lizstomania October 22, 2017