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Gucci Granola

Outdoorsy wealthy poseur.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Chris and Bea are so Gucci Granola; their Toyota Tacoma has micro brew and social justice stickers all over the back.

The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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Granola Bar

Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.
The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
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granola

a heterosexual white man that finishes after a singular stroke because of his built up testosterone from watching anime porn, usually named some basic shit like will or jackson
hook ups with frat boys are granola as fuck
by akhxloqnx July 10, 2022
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Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
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Granola

Middle Aged white man named Brandon. Loves to hike, has never hunted. Eats werthers hard candy and complains about hippies. Brags about riding horses and being “country”
Brandon said he’s a country bumpkin.. but we all know he’s a granola!
by WingDangDanDoodle September 8, 2022
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Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
mugGet the Noah Granolamug.

granola top

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.
by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020
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