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Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy
Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.
by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019
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Gracy is a blonde who lives somewhere in Tennessee. She has a beautiful voice. She is always hyper and can make you smile. Her favorite hobby is playing with animals.
Gracy will be be everyone’s friend
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Granny gravy

When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent
Person one: you smell that?
Person two: we in an old folks home. You smelling granny gravy
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screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.
(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
by Trina94 November 20, 2013
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franny the granny

Franny the Granny was kicking Izzyskittles' ass in a danceoff.
by ekdghru March 3, 2015
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old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
by greyshark7 February 3, 2008
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