The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.

The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.

by Javid1236 March 28, 2009

garbs

somebody is wack, garbage, or a straight up dumbass

Yo, I was playin 2k9, and I smacked this fool Nicholas. Nicholas, is garbs.

by brandonfrombrooklyn August 14, 2009

Gobsmacked

An expression given when Donald Trump speaks

Donald Trump's comments on diet coke left me gobsmacked!

by The Crazy Dancer May 7, 2016

Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

gobsheen

Irish version of Gobshite

Shut the fuck up ya gobsheen

by Number6 February 8, 2003

Gobstopper

As an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don't give a shit about, you grab their head and slam your cock down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)

Bitch "Women don't get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don't get any credit"
*Man gives bitch a gobstopper*
"that shut her up"

by Locky April 30, 2007

gobshite

The name for a resident of London

Fucking cockney gobshite

by Gaz January 12, 2005