Moon Gooning 

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

Moon Gooning by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Moon Gooning 

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

Moon Gooning by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023

Moon Gooning 

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.

How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.

Moon Gooning by JHKnows December 8, 2023

moon gooning 

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.

I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!

moon gooning by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023

moon gooning 

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

moon gooning by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023

Moon Gooning 

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you

im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?

Moon Gooning by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023

Moon Gooning 

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

Moon Gooning by GPUMelty December 19, 2023