glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.

Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.

by Subrandom June 7, 2007

glock 19

my kinda gun

im gunna shot you with my glock

by travis January 15, 2004

Glock Rocket

Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.

I hate when a Glock Rocket camps at our spawn points!!!

by CallMeACamper November 22, 2010

Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.

John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.

by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!

by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008

glock in

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006