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Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass
What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?
by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019
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Global Justice

When someone is being a butt and you punch them in the face because they are being stupid and wrong.
Kim Jong-il got his share of global justice!
by Echo-Echo February 14, 2012
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global hobo

Someone who is more focused on traveling the world rather than settling down in one location.
She lived in Boston for a while, and then California, but she also spent a bunch of time in Ireland, the Dominican Republic, and all around Europe really. Man, she's such a global hobo!
by Good Samaratin December 2, 2013
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Global cocaine appreciation day

Occurs on the 23rd of September every year.People generally sniff huge lines of dust and get off their lips
Me: Hey guys it’s global cocaine appreciation day let wu get some dust now Friend: sound mate will get on the dialer now
by Willymuncher69 September 23, 2019
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globalShit

A subsidiary of Deutsche Lufthansa AG and run by a crackhead named laceboyo.
I was on my connection flight from Munich with globalShit and the plane crashed faster than I finished with your mom last night.
by laceboyo May 4, 2021
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globalga

Globalga is used to define my fave & global superstar Lady Gaga!
My fave Globalga's album Chromatica just reached #1 in Kingdom of Arrendale Shazam Charts! Taylocal could never.
by Txmii May 9, 2023
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Paul Giamatti snow globe

An act in which the male has intercourse with his female partner and starts with the "sideways" position followed by giving her oral pleasure, but he must have a full grown beard. Thus giving the act of a "Fred Claus". After that, the man's penis will soften so the female must give him a "Cinderella Man" by giving him a handjob with a boxing glove. He thus then puts on a taxicab hat and has the female lay on her stomach while he rubs his penis on her ass giving her the "Man on The Moon" with butter on his nuts. He must say the phrase "One step for man, On giant leap for Gaimatti". Then he takes her to the bathroom and has her in doggystyle position over the tiolet. Her head dipped into the tiolet bowl as he has doggy style intercourse thus creating the "Lady in the Water". After that session she needs to put some baking greese on her knees, kneel down, say "Honey I'm home" and the man respond by inserting his penis in her mouth thus giving her "The Big fat Liar". After all is done he finishes by ejaculating on her knuckles giving her the "Shoot em Up". She takes the sperm from her knuckles, rubs it against his testicles and then shakes them up like a snow globe thus creating the finale known as the Paul Giamatti Snow globe.

Try it on your friends.
Bitch shut up before I make you go through the Paul Giamatti Snow Globe and make you drown in the tiolet.
by MyWayEntertainment January 10, 2009
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