giraffe domer 

Someone who domes up giraffes for a living. They love the taste.

Stephanie:"The other night i seen Tyler,he was doing something."
Ryan: "He's a giraffe domer!"

giraffe domer by Badonkadonk73 June 17, 2010

giraffe stapling 

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

giraffe stapling by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

giraffe disease by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

Giraffe Man 

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

Giraffe Man by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

giraffe dick 

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

giraffe dick by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Giraffe sock thursday 

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

Giraffe sock thursday by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018

Giraffe-tree 

When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree

Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees

Giraffe-tree by Big daddy 6363 May 3, 2019