Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

Gaff

When a person of a certain age sends a message into the wrong what’s app group and quickly has to delete it. Gaffs are often repeated by ‘gaffers’ without ever seeming to learn from their mistakes

“He’s gone and gaffed again, but at least he got their early and hit...delete for everyone”

by Pezzer November 25, 2020

Gaff

Absolute machine at dm
Links up well with shaz bony
Scores endlessly
Gets a few cheeky reds
Loves a goal line clearance

Gaff is better than maldini

by Not prime gaff January 16, 2021

gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 18, 2009

Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.

Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.

by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2021

gaffs

A West-Coast spoken slang abbreviation for "dgaf" (don't give a fuck), similar in nature to "lawl".

"That motherfucker just rolled up on my hood, dawg."
"Gaffs, that pussy ain't got shit on deez cheeze, yo."

by westcoastchemcoast November 15, 2013

Gaff

1. The act of kissing someone with tongue - slang term used in Scotland

2. The place someone lives

1. I gaffed the burd I’m talking to last night
2. Come round to ma gaff

by Sting December 31, 2019