Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

Gaff

1. The act of kissing someone with tongue - slang term used in Scotland

2. The place someone lives

1. I gaffed the burd I’m talking to last night
2. Come round to ma gaff

by Sting December 31, 2019

Gaff

Gaff is a Irish term for ‘House’ this word is also used in South Scotland and North England. It was originated in Ireland and is widely used in the Northen Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. This term was used in 2007 in London widely, but this term has died off

‘Hey boomting wanna come to my gaff?
‘Erm, no, go have a bath, fact have a shower I’m really not fussy.’

‘Leave him alone fam he don’t want your pussy’

by British Words March 19, 2019

Gaff

Gaff: Gay as fuck faggot

you're gaff

by smaox July 5, 2022

gaff face

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 7, 2017

gaff

gay and fully functioning: when someone is so gay but acts so straight

Michael was being such a gaff person at Tim’s party.

by The OG Gaff June 8, 2025

gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 18, 2009