gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!
Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?
by MalletMan December 13, 2016
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Baz gaff

when you and all your mates go to a gaff (a house party) and fuck the house up by doing weird shit like putting bananas in lights and sriracha in the knife holder
friend 1: yo my mates having a gaff tonight
friend 2: sweet wanna make it a baz gaff?
by blackcurrantsoda December 20, 2017
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Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff
Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted
by Gyro man June 17, 2022
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Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff
Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted
by Gyro man June 17, 2022
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Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )
Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight
by Murftaco July 27, 2023
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Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.
Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.
by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2021
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