Gaffe

As of 2023, “gaffes” is the word the mainstream news media now use to describe the incoherent, nonsensical ramblings of an octogenarian white male with late-stage dementia with an IQ that was well below average prior to the onset of dementia.

For example, one of Joe Biden’s many “gaffes” include his statement: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build it in…in Angola…We have plans to build one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script, and I’m going to get in trouble.”

by Hunter Biden’s Crack Pipe June 15, 2023

GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

gaff aaa

Jack Schoeman.

We Gan back to the gaff aaa

by Hahsgarfa March 18, 2025

gaff

a word you can call someone when having banter. a word to describe someone who is annoying in a joke type of way.

your such a gaff

by ellierams September 15, 2011

Gaff

When a person of a certain age sends a message into the wrong what’s app group and quickly has to delete it. Gaffs are often repeated by ‘gaffers’ without ever seeming to learn from their mistakes

“He’s gone and gaffed again, but at least he got their early and hit...delete for everyone”

by Pezzer November 25, 2020

Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.

Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.

by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2021

Gaff

1. The act of kissing someone with tongue - slang term used in Scotland

2. The place someone lives

1. I gaffed the burd I’m talking to last night
2. Come round to ma gaff

by Sting December 31, 2019