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Juicy Fruit

Good wet pussy, plain and simple. Pussy is not always juicy, but pussy is always the fruit of the earth. Pussy created everyone walking this planet. We are the seeds of man ang the fruit of the woman. If a female has juicy fruit, then she is above average wet when stimulated for sexual intercourse. Juicy fruit is the leading cause of bed nut stains, not the male ejaculation.
Omg baby you got that juicy fruit! It felt so good earlier, come on just let me slide back inside you before it gets too late.
by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 4, 2014
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fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008
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Fruit Wombat

A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.
Brock DeLaCOCK has an unusual hobby of juggling Fruit Wombat's. :P
by Lilballofun January 27, 2010
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Fruit Cup Apology

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 20, 2015
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stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.
We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.
by Digger September 21, 2005
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franie

A guy with a big (normally HUGE) butt.
Guy: Nice Melons!
Franie: Are you talking about my butt?
Guy: YUP!
by George82704 March 31, 2017
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Frania

A very nice girl, even though problems are facing against her, she will be the best she can to the world. She doesn't hate anyone because hate is a bad thing. When she falls for someone, she stays with that person forever. She is an understanding, wonderful, beautiful girl, so if you get a Frania, keep her. She is very weird and crazy, bit slow in the head, but she is an amazing person. But not all are the same, it just depends which one you meet. It comes from the word French, and is a very unique name, not much at all heard.
Frania is weird.
by KNOW_IT_ALL_NOT January 22, 2018
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