fruni

being absolutely fucking smashed drunk

“i’m fruni as fuck”
“we about to get real fruni”

by raspberryluver444 April 9, 2022

fruisé

when you think you see a ghost, but it's really your Ecuadorian friend with a hat

I was dealing with a real fruisé in the attic this past week.

by Scarankle February 27, 2015

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016

playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

by azzysass June 27, 2021

Fruit Krook

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.

The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.

by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015

gourmet fucking fruit gels

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019