Ford

First On Race Day

by FUCK HOLDEN September 20, 2003

Ford

F.O.R.D. an acronym for "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"

by MK November 4, 2002

Ford

Found On Rubbish Dump
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Failed On Race Day

A Dangerous Piece of Potential Destruction.

"On the 8th Day, God created Ford to keep the Dickheads outta Holdens!"
"I'd rather push my Holden then drive a Ford"

by Jim Fooge June 7, 2004

Ford

A cheaply built replica of old dodges

Driving a ford is like fuckin a goat, its ok till someone sees you

You know why ford tints their windows? so dodge drivers can drive them and not be ashamed

by Dodge man December 28, 2004

Ford

To put it simply; A PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Fords are shit.
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Failed On Race Day
Fucked Over Rusty Drivetrain
Found Owned by Redneck Dumbasses
Found On Road Ditch

How would you like to join me for a public burning of the Ford Motor Company?

by Gatman April 24, 2006

Ford

Fag
Operated
Road
Device

First
On
Race
Day...to the pits!

Ford Mustang GT 5.0?
Go ahead and get killed
by my Suzuki GSX-R 1.0!
I thought there was no replacement
for displacement?!
Three words: Revolutions Per Minute
Cars are for bitches!

by Got Rice?? September 13, 2005

Ford

Fucked
On
Race
Day

Found
On
Road
Dead

Ford
Owners
Risk
Death

Today while driving my new VZ Commodore i drove past 20 shitty Flawed Falcons stranded on the side of the road.

by Someone Else March 16, 2005