Fortune

A very slimy and cunning person. They are always scheming border- line devious hatcheries, and always keep it to themselves. You might think they are dormant but they always have an agenda.

What that Fortune had planned was slimy and unnoticeable.

by Mansa Zygarde November 23, 2021

Fontane

That is a beautiful talented girl .Fontane is very friendly and popular .She likes to eat alot and will eat your food .Everbody needs a friend a girl like Fontane .One day She gonna be the First Lady and will be travelling on an airforce one .

That girl Fontane is so beautiful I want to be like her.Who’s that girl ? It’s Fontane she just ate my sweets

by Kiki how dare you November 23, 2021

Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.

Sam is such a fortune male.

by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021

Fortune

A handsome boy with good sense of humor and very crazy person .And a person who is very loved and very popular

Fortune is the best fortune cookie I have ever had in my life

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death

Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.

by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

@fortuneow1

A loser on Twitter who doesn't know how Urban Dictionary works.

@fortuneow1 is gay.

by anonymous June 1, 2023