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Flounder

1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.

2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.
1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.

2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.
by Diggity Monkeez March 4, 2005
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Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.
Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.
by Brad February 14, 2005
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Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.
Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.
by Joel OSU March 31, 2003
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flunger

(a) fictitious multi-purpose device capable of undertaking virtually any house-hold task
(b) word used to describe a house-hold device for which there is no regular or commonplace name.
Pass me the avocado flunger.
Have you seen the flunger that washes mayonnaise stains out of woollen scarves?
Where's the turnip skin flunger?
Don't use a knife for that, you'll hurt yourself - you need a flunger.
by Tilm Flexbearing March 14, 2008
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not founder

someone who is a follower of the Minecraft YouTuber George not found aka GNF.
Not founder: Omg i love gnf so much, I am such a not founder!
Person 1: woah should I be a not founder too?
Not founder: Yes you definitely should!
by peepmari April 19, 2021
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Founder

Verb. To relentlessly pursue a solution beyond the point where most humans would concede defeat. Often applied to challenges that others do not recognize as problems. Most frequently used when someone is annoyed that the founder will not leave them alone. To tweak and optimize with conviction and compulsion.

Historical: originally used by spouses of start-up founders to describe really annoying behavior traits, usually a compulsion to solve a problem despite social cues that perhaps it's time to give up.
Example: "Stop foundering me!"

Use case: Spouse walks into the kitchen to find their loved one in a pile of disassembled electronics. "I had to fix the light on the waffle maker." "I thought it still worked without the light." "Technically it does, but I didn't know when to take out my waffles." "I thought they were fine." "They were darker than I wanted." "Of course they were, so you had to founder the waffle maker?" "I've almost got it..."

Use case: "I heard about a waterfall that iced over, but I can't go by myself. Let's go ice climbing tomorrow!" "I always get cold belaying you." "Look, I got you a heavy down jacket." "You got me that last year, and I was still cold." "It's pink, and you never get to wear it." "No." "I'll fill a thermos with hot chocolate." "Stop foundering me." Impervious "Look, I got heat packs to put in your boots and gloves." "STOP FOUNDERING ME!"
by GeneGeek May 2, 2016
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Flounder Founder

A mayor or founder who has the same physique and thiccness as Bubble Bass
Stacey: Damn did you see mayor James, talk about a real flounder founder.
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 30, 2019
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